Or not...

...like heck you are! If you lost once and beat the game then you should just erase that file now.
(trust me that file is useless now)

But if you were good enough to beat the seven teleroboxers with being defeated,
then you will face the real champion.

To beat this strange, mysterious teleroboxer (hint: your going to be in a literal cat fight)
you need to be extremely quick (quick as in cat like reflexes, OK i'll stop)
he starts out with a pretty basic attack pattern, but then when he's almost down,
he will start to pounce and scratch you, don't let him because it takes away one fifth of your energy.
Defeat him and your the teleroboxer champion!